Listen carefully. He stated a personal (albeit unsolicited) preference. He is not the elected spokesperson for men. Please relax and don't conflate his opinion with those of others.

Oh, I thought it was an IT Crowd reference. Never mind. Sadface.

sorry, did you say "damp squid"?

Don't fall for it! I was convinced to buy some "raspberry" kombucha without knowing what it was. I bought it for the chia seeds.

Welcome to the "People Who Like Books That Get Movie Adaptations" club!

Phoenician.

Nutritional yeast disrespect? Get out!

I'd like to baselessly speculate that a majority of men prefer her type of figure over traditional model-types. Those hips are just beautiful.

Even though I'm a man, the though of sensitive ladybits +needles just... (shudder).

Actually, it's more like they simply stretched out the last generation of Nano.

I know the article advises trimming nails, but the fact that the image of the finger with a long nail in the context of anal fingering gives me a "NO NO NO NO".

You do realized that most people aren't born vegan, right? I've enjoyed the fuck out of cow bits, but I chose to eat plants because I find that the ethical choice.

OR we could all relax and not make ill-founded generalizations about lots of people!

I think you need a larger sample pool. Stop dating clueless men (if dating men is your thing).