“forced them to figure out bitcoin, the greatest punishment of all.”

I’m just someone who understands how bookies set odds. Unlike, apparently, your innumerate ass.

No, but I set a new record for the hundred yard dash with my pants around my ankles.

You win.

I lost a brand new pair of elk skin gloves while answering nature’s call due to a very large black bear walking up behind me and grunting his surprise at the sight of my bare ass.

We’ll all know the burner with the poop story is you.

“sowing”

lol

Great read.

Then please do.

Jodie Foster loves this guy. Like, has stood by him through everything. I don’t know what that means, but there it is.

He has some serious splainin’ to do when he gets home tonight.

Fucking hippies.

Exactly!

I normally give the writers here a pass on being so abysmally ignorant ‘cuz they’re just so young and dumb, but Anna’s been around long enough that she should know better.

It was a joke, dumbfuck. Now, I’m dismissing your stupid fucking comment.

She wasn’t strong enough to put the bottle down and raise her kid which is the only thing that matters. Who the fuck cares how smart and fun she was?

Jezebel has been hating on Clinton for years. Denton was never a fan of people with vaginas and Jezebel’s fanonesque self-loathing isn’t something that’s cured overnight.

I didn’t realize that Clinton had won the election and has already taken office.

She’s amoral trash. I have no interest in her thoughts on any topic.