Eternal BERN is just Tomato Face. There is no reason to argue with him.

Learn 2 clock, bro.

Fix the transmission buy a plow and you can clean some veterans’ driveways this winter.

Motherfucker.

I’d just drink all your beer and fuck your cat.

You’re a genius.

Meh.

That’s like having the nicest manicure at the Toilet Cleaners’ Ball.

I was going to make a joke about nurses, but I need more beer.

Sweet room.

The thing to remember is that Corona and lime is a combo that can be drunk all day in the heat.

I’m not a liberal, you stupid cunt.

What kind of beer?

I would, but I’m too busy trying to calm down my friend who keeps finding Trump signs on his lawn.

Next time just shoot them.

We live in a pretty nice area of town, we get hundreds of kids and they make out like bandits.

Butter was fantastic.

Alternatively, I will give you ten bucks for a haircut.

Snickers.

Just grab ‘em by the toe shoes.