Never liked the countryman. I stand by my statement. Give me a 2-door mini and all is well in the world.

Hey Rich, maybe don’t write about trans women if you can’t hold your condescension.

Internalized transphobia - Rich is happy to cram trans dick down everyone’s throat - but his own...

I like Jezebel but there’s only two speeds here: “Yas Queen” or “Condescending Snark.”

I really, really tried to be vegan for a year but truthfully, and this is the first time I’m admitting this, I would secretly eat the fuck out of real cheese pizza at least once a month. I don’t know how these people live.

An EpiPen. It’s high priced so they know you aren’t a cheap bastard while showing that you really care.

How on earth did his physicians not do a full GI check? I complained to my doctor exactly once and they were up my butt so fast you’d think there was gold up there. (Crohn’s, btw, zero fun and I do have to restrict my own diet)

You didn’t get this.

The Mini Clubman gets shit because cars shouldn’t have French doors on them. Also, Boring Antimatter is the name of my band.

Just channel your inner Marty McFly and go with the manual Toyota...

Imma tell you a secret. In big tows, we dare to call them cities there is asphalt ! That’s right we have asphalt roads in some places !

You are Heaven’s child. All seraphim and utter joy.

Jesus Fucking Christ, get a crib.

“On behalf of all straight, white men that did not vote Trump, I’m sorry”

my wife and i have been together for ten years (lesbian high school sweet hearts!) but we’ve only been married for about ten days. i’m so afraid of what’s to come, of what will happen to us now. in hindsight, i see how utterly naive i was to think that maybe we might be a little safer than we were a few years ago.

LOOK AT ALL THESE SHAMELESS ASSHOLES WHO REFUSE TO ENTHUSIASTICALLY STATE THEIR VOTE FOR CLINTON WITHOUT QUALIFICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!!!11!

Your wife and you are in the $200k range because your the type of person who wouldn’t waste money one something like this. You probably also work hard and make smart decisions that bring long term benefits.

Wow I haven’t read so much terrible financial advice in a while. I suppose if you have a trust fund, ridiculous income, or large inheritance coming good for you, but MOST of us are not in that boat.

Soon you’ll tell us you’re putting money in a Roth or your 401(k)!

“Think about how many things you might be spending $500 a month on: weekend bar-hopping, clothes-shopping,”