I don’t think you understand. I’m advocating for a constitutional amendment that will allow us to suckerpunch man bun wearers.

“nice hipster man-bun”

Fuckin’ cats. ;(

It also helps distract from the fact they live in 10,000+ square feet houses.

Yeah, little dudes have a hard time finding partners because they all have huge dicks.

Our local pediatric dentists give the best goddamn candy. We’re talking multiple full sized candy bars. And none of that Milky Way crap.

She’s a very disturbed young woman.

Her talent is wasted writing about anyone but Joan Cusack.

The worst part is that she’s a very good writer.

Oh, I’m not saying to not enjoy it.  

I have a lady friend who writes lesbian bdsm Sarah Palin fiction. She’s super-duper liberal. There’s no accounting for taste.

Fuck Ana Navarro. She’s still a Republican talking head.

Righto, MaryLu.

There’s porn for that.

I stopped reading at “brilliant film”. It was unwatchable garbage.

lol

“I hope they understand that nine times out of ten the black men they are fucking usually only do so for quid pro quo reasons (free meal or actually money) and actually find them kind of repulsive.”

How can you read porn comments when you’re asleep?

Listen, you don’t judge my Sarah Palin porn collection and I won’t judge whatever sad stuff you’re into.

I gave up cigars years ago. I’d probably just ask for a bunch of Megyn Kelly upskirt pics or something. (Consensually obtained, of course.)