He’s not even trying anymore. Sad.

Eternal BERN is just Tomato Face. There is no reason to argue with him.

Learn 2 clock, bro.

Fix the transmission buy a plow and you can clean some veterans’ driveways this winter.

Dude, if jerking it to Jennifer Lawrence is a questionable perversion, I don’t know what to tell you.

I find your disbelief hard to believe.

Motherfucker.

I’d just drink all your beer and fuck your cat.

You’re a genius.

Meh.

That’s like having the nicest manicure at the Toilet Cleaners’ Ball.

I’m really glad I never saw that one as a kid.

Let us know when the amusing ones are coming. 

I was going to make a joke about nurses, but I need more beer.

Sweet room.

I’mgoing to give you a real reply to your thoughtless little comment.

The thing to remember is that Corona and lime is a combo that can be drunk all day in the heat.

I’m not a liberal, you stupid cunt.

What kind of beer?

I would, but I’m too busy trying to calm down my friend who keeps finding Trump signs on his lawn.