Oh, I’m not saying to not enjoy it.  

I have a lady friend who writes lesbian bdsm Sarah Palin fiction. She’s super-duper liberal. There’s no accounting for taste.

Fuck Ana Navarro. She’s still a Republican talking head.

Righto, MaryLu.

There’s porn for that.

I stopped reading at “brilliant film”. It was unwatchable garbage.

lol

“I hope they understand that nine times out of ten the black men they are fucking usually only do so for quid pro quo reasons (free meal or actually money) and actually find them kind of repulsive.”

How can you read porn comments when you’re asleep?

Listen, you don’t judge my Sarah Palin porn collection and I won’t judge whatever sad stuff you’re into.

I gave up cigars years ago. I’d probably just ask for a bunch of Megyn Kelly upskirt pics or something. (Consensually obtained, of course.)

I’d pay $25 to push him down a couple flights of stairs.

They really don’t want to get married and this is just a bullshit excuse.

The type of toilet paper in the executive washroom. Whether-or-not her coffee is made from beans extracted from a civet’s colon. That sort of thing.

Thanks, Hamno.

I can see it.

Thanks, I was pretty shaken by the kitty pic.

Nothing you say will ever redeem you.

That’s a quote.

Unpopular opinion. Pugs are ugly little freak dogs and their owners are weird as hell.