Same for Desperately Seeking Susan.

This is, possibly, the least surprising thing you’ve ever written.

I hear Donald Trump is available.

I was all “wtf are you talking about”, then I was all “oh”.

“Also, uh, Indian is not the preferred nomenclature...”

True.

lol

I knew she was up to no good.

Only by mentally challenged Gawker commenters.

I’m way too drunk to get caught .

I know what I’m doing tonight.

Root beer Jello sounds awful .

It me.

They meant “19th century”.

They sleep inbunkrooms, stacked like cordwood.

Welcome to Gawker.

Anyone know where Mitt Romney was last night?

Someone has to do it, dammit.

There were a number of nude scenes, but they involved Beau Bridges and another old pasty white dude, so pass. ;(

“it’s not for others to say what is going to make someone truly happy.”