If your mom’s getting her feelings hurt over not getting a hug, she’s the one being “bratty”.

Don’t ever say any of those things.

Step back, offer your hand for a handshake, or just say hsllo or goodbye. Fuck ‘em if it hurts their feelings.

Don’t ask kids for hugs. If they want a hug, they’ll let you know.

Don’t ask kids for hugs. If they want a hug, they’ll let you know.

Don’t ask kids for hugs. If they want a hug, they’ll let you know.

Don’t ask kids for hugs. If they want a hug, they’ll let you know.

You’re trying way too fucking hard.

My kids have been taught from a young age that they can say “no” to this question, even with their grandma and grampa. If the kid wants to hug you, you’ll know soon enough.

First off, it’s “may I have a hug?”

Jesus, did you not read the article?

Sticky is the worst.

lol

That’s cool. We don’t like you either.

My username is perfect, sweety.

This is Tomato Face.

No, he faces eviction because they didn’t spend $500 to have a lawyer go over their will.

Shut your whore mouth.

Yeah, I got that. So was mine, just not very good, apparently.