See your doctor, get an anxiolytic. This is upsetting, it should not be frightening.

Why do you think they painted the car?

I thought you you were a woman.

Sey, after I realized that they make puns about their name being livE.

Who’s this Kanye fella? Is he in the new Ocean’s 11 reboot?

There is no wrong way if you’re patient and use plenty of lube.

Money.

Where would he have received a longer sentence?

It’s Evol, which is an even worse name.

I’ll give you some meat.

My vegetarian sister makes dishes with TVP that are damn good.

Someone is hunting you and you’re going to die. ;(

Remind your boss that this would be a really bad time for you to quit. You shoule demand a raise. Don’t let your boss make this jackhole your problem.

I want Katy Perry to come to my dorm room.

Dig the hole first.

I’ve had to accept this about my parents and one of my sisters. It sucks.

Naw, he’s just a shitty little racist and you have too much time invested in him to accept that fact.

lol

Sounds like he’s drinking.

Learn to say “no”.