This is a very good explanation. “Boys will be boys” is easier than “I was sexually assaulted”.

Ironically, there’s always room for more Morissette.

I told a woman that I loved her so she would have sex with me.

No.

You’re a terrible person. I hope you’re happy.

“Tyre”.

That is not ironic.

It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is some sausage.

I am sure.

No.

Yeah, masters degrees don’t save you from being fucking ignorant.

You know that VW used slave labor to build their cars, right?

Well, the fact that her quote is saying that her constituents are idiots probably isn’t helping.

It’s getting to be time to kick some Russki ass again.

Bigly sad.

Watch Donnie’s expression while Obama’s shredding him. I’m convinced it’s the truth.

Depreciation is a bitch.

That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.

That looks more like my ‘76 Ford Maverick.

The Russian teleprompter and the Rudy ones were good. The Putin horse joke made me laugh aloud.