No one cares about your boner.

That was a stupid fear.

It just occurred to me that they aren’t identifying as the cuckold in the video, they’re identifying as the woman.

You’re thinking of the “wacky tobaccy” of your parents’ day which barely had a buzz per bushel, today’s demon weed has the potency of pure China White heroin.

What the fuck’s wrong with her mouth?

I see that your marihuana consumption has made you combative.

I don’t think our government makes those sorts of mistakes.

They were going to change their ways after 2012. They doubled down instead.

Hang him around their neck like the corpse of a dead, stinking albatross.

Calm your tits.

I’m betting that there will be a lot of Mormon women lying about who they voted for. Not enough to make a difference, but maybe enough to ruffle some male feathers.

Mommy has some issues. I’m guessing Daddy does, too.

Not true. Not a single medical researcher has found it to be beneficial.

You have to slap ‘em around a little first, otherwise they can’t jerk each other off while they talk about what a “straight shooter” you are.

History nerd.

His anger at Hillary Clinton has me convinced that he really is a rapist.

Michelle Bachman can’t even admit her husband sucks dick.

Just how radical did you expect her to get for a bunch of finance bros? She was getting paid to tell them they’re all the prettiest girl in the room, that’s it.

I’m guessing that this isn’t the only issue they have.

Yeah, I don’t think you quite understand that writing things is her job and that maybe, just maybe, she had the wherewithal to consult with an expert before posting this articel.