Wow Rosie

This just in: creepy fuckers come in a multitude of packages.

I bet you’re fun at parties. Source: I’m fun at parties.

They need to be beyond the point where they can have complications from the anesthesia. I’d rather have them home in a familiar environment than keep them cooped up at the vet’s, which can be very stressful.

He just needs to heal up and he’ll be fine.

Marihuana is illegal everywhere in the United States, and for good reason, since it is considered a Schedule I drug under the Controlled Substances Act.

Marihuana kills more people every year than automobile collisions. ;(

11 hours.

You must have missed the part about the three year investigation.

Two words: Comcast Business Class.

Gotta love Breatharians.

Great link, thanks.

You know that she’s a real lady, right? Like, she’s totally human.

“ they just handle their alcohol much better than we do!”

Go on...

We’ll wait while you catch up on the reading.

Nah, I’m guessing a couple of her classes were hard so she decided to become a grifter.

This is why you stay in school, kids.

That’s cooing.

Did you have a stroke? Should I call someone?