Yeah, not so much, sweetie.

Duh.

How many more minutes of Margot Robbie?

I’ll watch it.

I used to tell Piazza’s groupies that I was his cousin.

Yes.

So, the cop was driving at an unsafe speed and now they want to blame someone else for it?

Naw, not if studying the buildings that fell down is what interests you.

Go fuck yourself.

It wouldn’t need to be if people managed to read the article.

That you can fit on a drone, genius?

Yes, I’m surprised they didn’t put their magic sub-surface imaging cameras on their drones.

That was such a crappy movie. Why anyone would want to memorialize it in any way is beyond me.

You’re fucking insufferable. And omnipresent.

You’re Chuck Tingle?

You didn’t answer his question, asshole.

I’m sure she’s a wonderful human being, but damn, she’s hard to watch.

He must have hit-and-run, because even the post office isn’t that hardass.

Moms has some issues.

“mindy kaling can star in all of them too.”