Yeah, not so much, sweetie.

Duh.

How many more minutes of Margot Robbie?

I’ll watch it.

I used to tell Piazza’s groupies that I was his cousin.

Yes.

So, the cop was driving at an unsafe speed and now they want to blame someone else for it?

Go fuck yourself.

That was such a crappy movie. Why anyone would want to memorialize it in any way is beyond me.

You’re fucking insufferable. And omnipresent.

You’re Chuck Tingle?

You didn’t answer his question, asshole.

I’m sure she’s a wonderful human being, but damn, she’s hard to watch.

He must have hit-and-run, because even the post office isn’t that hardass.

Moms has some issues.

“mindy kaling can star in all of them too.”

Nothing wrong with Alec Baldwin. This guy though? Yeesh.

Nah.

It’s The Fappening all over again.

Snape killed Dumbledore.