I don’t get the “sports ball” meme. Millions of women enjoy watching and playing football, basketball, and baseball, just to name a few.

Anything for you, you race baiting troll.

No one gave a shit the first time.

I bet Twitter isn’t the only social media platform where no one cares about your opinion.

Not true.

Pffffft.

Better that than crying about how you can’t manage your life.

Shot an’ a beer, frien’. Shot an’ a beer.

Bill Murray is the right sort of bartender.

Oh, and for the record: I meant sexually.

You sound angry.

That does nothing for me.

Don’t be a hater, baby.

You just wish you’d thought of it first.

Duh.

The moon happens when I get in or out of the tub.

I did. Act like their parent, not their buddy and definitely not their servant.

By being the adult who parents their children instead of acting like the children are in charge.

She needs to act like a mom.

Yeah, you were too fucking stupid to notice he was fucking you.