Ten years of Harper and you think you have the right to be smug? Get out of here with that lame shit.

No one cares about your boner.

No one cares about your boner.

That’s the saddest thing I have ever heard.

The fuck is wrong with you?

Who?

I can’t believe Peter Thiel is backing this lawsuit.

Yes, but a school teacher won’t do that thing you like with a feather.

I was hitting “dismiss” before I saw what came after the break.

Let’s do this!

lol

tl;dr

You’re right.

I’m a vegan. I don’t get sick.

No.

Thank you.

True.

They are insane in bed. I still cry when I think about it.

I’m sure she’s a lovely person.