Russians finally got access to Slap Shot on VHS.

Glad to see Dellavedova playing some pickup games to stay in shape this offseason.

I don’t get it, how can a person be ou—

Exactly. I’m a woman about to be stripped of my vagina for not getting in line behind war and Neoliberal policies.

I know, right? What the hell is 17:30?

Talk about keeping the metric system down.

That’s a crock of shit and you know it. This wasn’t a simple rescue, the cops tried and decided it wasn’t safe. Could the cops have done more? Probably. I am guessing had they tried, failed and one of them died in the muck along with the girls you wouldn’t be making the same snarky comment. But they were smarter then…

GTFO of here with your logic. This is a hate thread.

Also, WTF kind of name is Kateland?

How’s that? The cops would magically acquire superpowers if the kids were white? Come on, there are more than enough problems with the police without going and making shit up.

I missed the part where the cops knew their names at the time they aborted the rescue attempt.

You try to rescue them with no training, lighting or equipment. It could have been America’s Sweetheart, Jodi Sweetin down there, and she would still be dead.

Agreed. “Attempt” or even “abort” would have been a less inflammatory word to use.

If Susie, Kateland, and Madison were in that car and it hit the bottom of that pond, they’d be in the morgue just as certainly.

Florida Swamp Monsters Hate These Chickenshit Officers!

Eh, that wouldn’t bait nearly the same amount of clicks.

I think I’d probably go with “...as Cops Attempt Rescue” in the title. They got in there and gave it a shot, but without a boat and proper equipment they’d be putting themselves in a ton of danger.

For the record as someone who works in a high school, students ARE encouraged to take risks. Teachers ideally won’t tell kids to jump off a roof blindfolded...but the good ones will challenge their students to try new things, deal with failure, pick themselves up, and then try again. That’s pretty functional…

10. The real world is void of safe spaces.

9. Hear an opinion or worldview different from your own, and actually listen to it without interrupting or losing your damn mind.

Caldwell responded to the announcement with a stare into the middle distance.