I saw a Cardinal player in the lead image and expected “there’s always the next game!” I find this to be bullshit and demand that we bring back that wonderful series.

amazing how a stranger’s odd hatred for the true hit king can make a person really want to honor the true hit king properly.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

For you, maybe. I bet if we asked the poster, she’d take the dunk.

“Newly expanded 10th anniversary edition!”

So I used to work at the library in college. One of my jobs was kicking out people who watched porn or started JOing. It was primarily homeless people. The one day, there was a super animated homeless guy (not JOing, just really animated). We assumed he was watching porn. As it turned out, the dude had been on hour…

The only thing I know about Michael McIntyre is Stewart Lee once likened the people who listened to his comedy as captured partisans digging their own graves so...that’s something.

What is clear, however, is that the only thing that will help the family grieve and accept their loss at this time is a brand new, publicly funded, $2.3b stadium. Please. Thank You.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Leach has always been inconsistent. He kicked a kid off his Texas Tech team just because his dad had killed a bunch of hookers. Not cool.

I’m sorry L. Jackson, but please run this wheeeeel

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

Suns Browbeaten

Two’s company, three’s a crowd

Marchman sleeps under a pile of damp wash cloths.

Because none of them thought they’d win. Trump loses, as expected, all these clowns move on with their lives having a few extra zeroes in their bank accounts. No Mueller, no one snooping through their past, no Russia investigation, nothing.

Between me and you, I am mesmerized by Ja Rule and his tendency to make spot-on comments that are always on time. This is a man who, by all rights, could just be livin’ it up, but instead he says Put it on me. It’s just wonderful.

they did, but it was six million $CAN.

I believe he was citing Chris Rock’s “If there’s a tie, fuck ‘em” as precedent.

But was the National Anthem playing when he stood?