I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

Well, that Lincoln did cause all the unemployment for black people. They were all gainfully employed until that pesky Emancipation Proclamation. /s

Feinberg

Deadspin’s coverage is already wide left.

Yes, fingers crossed that a Boston sports team will finally catch a good break for once, and a deserving and humble fan base will be rewarded with a legitimate chance at a title.

(Not that I watched the game but...) A lot of credit to Tagovailoa for being game ready, as well as the coaching staff for investing in their backup.

So where does “Deadspin’s Best Long Stories of 2017" fall on the “Deadspin’s Best Long Stories of 2017" list?

Let’s Remember Some Posts

Belichick: Okay, what’s this formation?

Season 3 of “Rick And Morty” was the best thing I watched this year, and I’m not going to let the show’s douchebag fans ruin that for me.

Man, Greg sure sounds like a real Gregg.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Uhh...maybe don’t mention “home planet” to Leia.

I’d be careful if I were Stanton. Last thing he wants is the hard hitting investigative reporters of The Player’s Tribune on his case.

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

Where the hell are any of the number of Packers owners who have been profiled on the Daily Caller?

Counter-proposal: Keep all golf courses active but also populate them with wolves.