You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

I thought he looked like John Wayne.

You said a lot of smart/funny things in this piece, but you also said “ham is mostly terrible” so I think that means we’re enemies.

I think the most amazing thing might have been that Cyborg ate a good half-dozen shots that would have put pretty much anyone away and kept coming; it’s hardly like Nunes just happened to clip her.

If Ley’s mom doesn’t present Ass Team of the Year at the 2019 Deadspin awards it will prove life is meaningless and has no purpose.

What happened?  I am asking as a concerned reader and not because I have Photoshop ideas.

Vince Staples taunting a 99% white Portland crowd about how badly he knew they wanted to say the n-word was one of the best things I’ve seen since I moved to Portland. 

Oregon is very diverse.

I can’t speak for everyone, or really anyone but me, but I feel an immediate sense of optimism and excitement at doing the work we’re doing and doing it with these people, and then a deeper, gnawing dread. Depending on which one I’m feeling more urgently, my days are either better or worse.

Could the Raptors flip him?

In his list of life priorities, Arsene Wenger placed his family fifth.

NOT MY JIGGALOS MUG!

I am sure the Yankees and Red Sox both have drafts of contracts that offer him something like a 30% stake in ownership.

My best, Ed

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

I gotta admit, hating the Warriors makes a lot of sense but Draymond can dick kick my grandfather off a cliff and I’d still rather watch the Warriors than the fucking Rockets.

It’s all a game to these people. Cillizza views Trump and his Goon Squad the same way the Pelicans view the Warriors. Sure, they’re the opponent for a little while, but after it’s all over we should be cordial.

This is the very heart of conservative politics in today’s America - white people, men, the rich, whatever demographic with power you want to call out, claiming victimization despite the fact that they hold all the cards. It’s infuriating, especially because it seems to work so damn well.

Batman: Phantoms. That would be the bomb!