If only he had millions of dollars to fall back on

it’s Melbourne not Darwin read the headline dummy

Jimmy Haslam: *continues typing on a calculator thinking he’s sending a text*

He also has 30 unpaid parking tickets.

I’ve heard people trying to defend McNair’s remarks as “something that people say all the time.” The thing is, I’ve never heard “inmates running the prison.” It’s always been “inmates running the asylum,” as in bat-shit psychotic patients attempting to run their psychiatric hospital. That being the case, his use of…

When I was a kid, people in my parent’s generation were immediately suspicious of anything that came from the internet. “Don’t meet anyone from the internet in real life!” “You can’t believe that, it’s just on the internet!”

Choke the Raven nevermore.

The fans are just exercising the free speech rights that their ancestors ensured by losing wars.

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

It certainly did me. It has forced me to re-evaluate a lot of my previous interactions with women. It has also made me realize I need to be exceedingly proactive in teaching my son about consent, boundaries, accountability, etc.

The Athletic reminds me of The National, the daily national sports newspaper that hired a ton of excellent writers and just didn’t make enough money because even an avid sports fan can find enough interesting free content that they don’t need to subscribe.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

If there’s one thing I know about 7 footers with foot and knee problems it’s that they almost inevitably get better over time.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

In the immortal words of Dennis Green, Vice is who we thought they are.

I’m growing increasingly credulous to the claim that the rate of sociopathy in the general population is higher than we want to admit.

The Quicker Fucker Upper

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…