Just came here to say fuck the home run record. The hits record is where it’s at. Long live Ichiro.

As a doctor, one of the benefits is having whatever pharmaceutical rep who wants to sell their product, bring lunch to the office on a regular basis. After plowing through more Portuguese ribs and garlic shrimp than one man should handle

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

You have to understand...these people’s opinions aren’t politics. To them, they’re common sense. Or the way things are, the status quo.

Damn Ray. When you saw that picture after really advocating for Kaepernick it must have felt like you got stabbed in the back.

Pretty sure the fact that teams are looking at Brock Osweiler is proof that there’s a blacklist out for Kaepernick...

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

She’s probably dating a Hotep.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

Coincidentally, “the spice must flow” is Irsay’s personal motto.

You know, it’s amazing that Germany somehow managed to preserve its history without putting statues of Hitler on every other block. It’s almost like remembering the past and celebrating racist fucks are two separate things.

I FUCKING HATE BEING A DOLPHINS FAN

flights of fancy, i do believe.

That’s a really nice gesture, and something he can be way more proud of than his Marlins 2003 ring.

His HoF bust should have a pressure sensitive head that results in a hidden fist punching anyone that touches it.

The NFL only guaranteed the first year of its commitment to domestic violence caring.

I’m partial to the story of when he was on the Mets and saw John Olerud wearing a helmet while playing first base and said “When I played in Toronto, there was a guy who played first base while wearing a helmet”. Olerud replied. “Rickey, that was me”

I don’t get all the hate on Buffalo. While I was visiting I got lost after getting spectacularly intoxicated and someone got shot two blocks from my hotel. It was all very exciting.

Federica Pellegriniis trains using a new technique. She trains in a pool of carbonated bubbly water. Her coaches claim the water is naturally sparkling, but we know the truth.

Daley Blind sounds like a braille newspaper