The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

Has anybody seen Ja Rule?

Having a large stockpile of young players who may be promising, but not good enough for Chelsea allows Chelsea to have transfer revenue to offset their transfer outlay in any year. It’s a key tool in how Chelsea manages the Financial Fair Play regulations. When Chelsea signs a Matt Miazga, it isn’t because they…

Ironically, based on today’s gold prices, if David Griffin weighs 200 pounds, that would mean he’s worth $3,917,088 in gold, right around the league average for a GM.

That’s a tomato

Bull Don’t Lie

Embiid’s pic is so much better when you realize that the short guy in that pic is 6'4" and has the wing span of a Cessna.

If you want to read brutal novels about 19th century whalers who deal with murdering and being shipwrecked and fucked up shit like clubbing seals, read last year’s The North Water by Ian McGuire. Because it’s about that stuff.

And then I’m gonna go up to my fourth-floor apartment and continue to do whatever the hell it is I want to do.

I’m gonna say the slightly obvious here, but Greg Howard did Deadspin and the world a great service by exposing this goddamn malicious phony for what he is.

Measured, reasoned and informative. All the things Whitlock is not.

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

Kobe Bryant, Dwanye Wade, Alonzo Mourning, Rick Fox, Derek Fisher... Charles Barkley is just remembering some guys!

I heard that he also dated Lennay Kekua before Manti Te’o did. 

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Setting my alarm for 530AM to get the full 4.5 hours of Kirk and Callahan on WEEI with the HOTTEST TAKES. It’s going to be great. You’ll get Sully from Carver with his “I have a black friend” take. You’ll get Ben from Manchester who once sat in the out field in Fenway in the 1980s and NEVER HEARD A RACIST COMMENT, so…

Great stat. Didn’t need one to convince me he was MVP but damn...