This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Uhh...maybe don’t mention “home planet” to Leia.

I’d be careful if I were Stanton. Last thing he wants is the hard hitting investigative reporters of The Player’s Tribune on his case.

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

Where the hell are any of the number of Packers owners who have been profiled on the Daily Caller?

This would make the U.S. Open watchable. *GOLD WHISPER* “Jones is going with a three-wood here, interesting choice... setting up his shot.. oh my. Ladies and gentlemen, Tim Jones didn’t watch the fairway behind him and is now having his throat torn out by a grizzly bear...usually that’s a thirteenth-hole hazard but…

Counter-proposal: Keep all golf courses active but also populate them with wolves.

If only he had millions of dollars to fall back on

it’s Melbourne not Darwin read the headline dummy

Jimmy Haslam: *continues typing on a calculator thinking he’s sending a text*

He also has 30 unpaid parking tickets.

I’ve heard people trying to defend McNair’s remarks as “something that people say all the time.” The thing is, I’ve never heard “inmates running the prison.” It’s always been “inmates running the asylum,” as in bat-shit psychotic patients attempting to run their psychiatric hospital. That being the case, his use of…

When I was a kid, people in my parent’s generation were immediately suspicious of anything that came from the internet. “Don’t meet anyone from the internet in real life!” “You can’t believe that, it’s just on the internet!”

Choke the Raven nevermore.

The fans are just exercising the free speech rights that their ancestors ensured by losing wars.

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

It certainly did me. It has forced me to re-evaluate a lot of my previous interactions with women. It has also made me realize I need to be exceedingly proactive in teaching my son about consent, boundaries, accountability, etc.

The Athletic reminds me of The National, the daily national sports newspaper that hired a ton of excellent writers and just didn’t make enough money because even an avid sports fan can find enough interesting free content that they don’t need to subscribe.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.