Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

If there’s one thing I know about 7 footers with foot and knee problems it’s that they almost inevitably get better over time.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

In the immortal words of Dennis Green, Vice is who we thought they are.

I’m growing increasingly credulous to the claim that the rate of sociopathy in the general population is higher than we want to admit.

More than 10 times a day. And it really, truly is mentally and spiritually exhausting. I can’t imagine how much worse it would be if I were one of the dozens of millions of people who sit more squarely in the crosshairs of the cruelty and hatred he embodies.

The Quicker Fucker Upper

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…

Just came here to say fuck the home run record. The hits record is where it’s at. Long live Ichiro.

As a doctor, one of the benefits is having whatever pharmaceutical rep who wants to sell their product, bring lunch to the office on a regular basis. After plowing through more Portuguese ribs and garlic shrimp than one man should handle

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

You have to understand...these people’s opinions aren’t politics. To them, they’re common sense. Or the way things are, the status quo.

Damn Ray. When you saw that picture after really advocating for Kaepernick it must have felt like you got stabbed in the back.

Pretty sure the fact that teams are looking at Brock Osweiler is proof that there’s a blacklist out for Kaepernick...

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

She’s probably dating a Hotep.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

Coincidentally, “the spice must flow” is Irsay’s personal motto.

You know, it’s amazing that Germany somehow managed to preserve its history without putting statues of Hitler on every other block. It’s almost like remembering the past and celebrating racist fucks are two separate things.