I FUCKING HATE BEING A DOLPHINS FAN

flights of fancy, i do believe.

That’s a really nice gesture, and something he can be way more proud of than his Marlins 2003 ring.

His HoF bust should have a pressure sensitive head that results in a hidden fist punching anyone that touches it.

The NFL only guaranteed the first year of its commitment to domestic violence caring.

I’m partial to the story of when he was on the Mets and saw John Olerud wearing a helmet while playing first base and said “When I played in Toronto, there was a guy who played first base while wearing a helmet”. Olerud replied. “Rickey, that was me”

I don’t get all the hate on Buffalo. While I was visiting I got lost after getting spectacularly intoxicated and someone got shot two blocks from my hotel. It was all very exciting.

Federica Pellegriniis trains using a new technique. She trains in a pool of carbonated bubbly water. Her coaches claim the water is naturally sparkling, but we know the truth.

Daley Blind sounds like a braille newspaper

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

Has anybody seen Ja Rule?

Having a large stockpile of young players who may be promising, but not good enough for Chelsea allows Chelsea to have transfer revenue to offset their transfer outlay in any year. It’s a key tool in how Chelsea manages the Financial Fair Play regulations. When Chelsea signs a Matt Miazga, it isn’t because they…

Ironically, based on today’s gold prices, if David Griffin weighs 200 pounds, that would mean he’s worth $3,917,088 in gold, right around the league average for a GM.

That’s a tomato

Bull Don’t Lie

Embiid’s pic is so much better when you realize that the short guy in that pic is 6'4" and has the wing span of a Cessna.

If you want to read brutal novels about 19th century whalers who deal with murdering and being shipwrecked and fucked up shit like clubbing seals, read last year’s The North Water by Ian McGuire. Because it’s about that stuff.

Great stat. Didn’t need one to convince me he was MVP but damn...