“Have you guys tried extreme vetting on your Presidential candidates?”

Here’s a good tweet:

Lynch, who has most recently served as an analyst on Fox

Gamestop will offer him about 12 bucks for all that.

I think you’ve described their thinking very well. I also think, well, this:

“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat, but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

I don’t know her.

I think they should get all of the Mikes they can. Mike Lupica, Mike Francesa, Mike Wise, Mike Wilbon, Mike Tyson. Just get them all in the same studio, and call the show What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

Tyrod: “Doc, I need you to fix it, but not in a way that really fixes it. I need it to still be hurt for the next three months.”

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Are we sure that wasn’t a Twitter hoax too?

There’s nothing you can say about the Wizards that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

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the battle over Sofia Vergara’s frozen embryos (apparently named Emma and Isabella) will never end,

The White Sox fan on staff is yelling about how you never trade for 2B prospects. The Red Sox fan on staff is just giggling at his desk. The asshole Nationals fans on staff were whining this morning about giving up prospects for an actual dominant workhorse starter, and they deserve to never win anything ever.