Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

“I can really give a flying fuck,” Smith said.

While we may not have any hard proof (YET), there is a 0% chance Steve Bannon has never said nigger.

It’s amazing to me how quickly the “mainstream media” has normalized this shit. Not even two weeks after the election, and still months before he’s sworn in, and fucking CNN is already waffling on whether it’s really fair to expect the leader of the free world to alienate his base by confirming that he doesn’t think…

This line is good as hell.

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

Rodgers is a transcendent quarterback who is forgetting about his family 50 years ahead of his peers.

IT IS NOT NATE SILVER’S FAULT THAT PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND PROBABILITIES. He gave Trump a higher chance of winning the presidency than the Cubs had of coming back and winning the World Series after Game 4 and we literally all JUST saw that happen. He doesn’t conduct the polls, he aggregates them, and there was no way…

Yeah, I bet they couldn’t even read a census map!

I am also enjoying the internet dunking on your idiot male coworkers.

Even the fish looks impressed.

If every billionaire pooled his or her wealth, it would equal $5.4 trillion. Our deficit is somewhere around $18 trillion. That’s why.

This is essentially like pulling out when she is 37 weeks pregnant. It’s a tad too late.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten