I honestly don’t watch enough of the Panthers to provide a good opinion. But, I just want to follow up on this

Desperately making jokes for no compensation other than a brief ego boost, hmm, I don’t know if the Deadspin commentariat is going to relate.

Clearly this dinosaur had some special performance claws in her contract.

What’s the big deal? Tim Tebow bounced passes to receivers for years and nobody was impressed.

So Vontaze Burfict got suspended four games for hitting someone he was supposed to hit, albeit in an improper fashion, and Josh Brown only got suspended one game for hitting someone he wasn’t supposed to hit.
Okay then.

As a City fan, would you say this is the most excited you’ve been since you were a United fan?

Mostly Cam got mad when some reporter referenced the Panthers as winless at 1-5.

I’m honestly shocked he didn’t just split the difference and start calling him Uncle Ben.

As Patrice O’Neal said, “if you never tell an unfunny joke, you are not trying hard enough to be funny.”

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

Husky and Starch

Here’s what’s frustrating about this: We already knew he was a racist. He’s already dehumanized black americans, latino americans, muslim americans. He’s a racist.

Pussycat Dome!

Christ guys, are you trying to hand West Virginia and Arkansas to Trump!?

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

Thank you for participating.

A minority screwed on a ruling by judge Thomas?

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

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