He looks amazing, but there is something hilariously (pathetically?) try-hard about posting that photo and captioning it “Day off.”

One thing I used to hear a lot from Republicans and pro-government types a few years ago was “If you’ve nothing to fear, then you’ve nothing to hide”. Come on, Trumpernickels, what you worried about?

chile

Still looking good AF. Full-stop, Lisa Bonet should teach a master class on how to snag fine-ass husbands. Dayum and dayum:

Actually, I think the Mueller investigation ended in the black after the assets they seized from Manafort.  Ostrich suits as far as the eye can see...

“There’s a lot more important things to worry about than the rounding errors that we sometimes have on these things,” the North Carolina Republican said.

I don’t eat meat, and while Kate’s draft had the most things for me to eat, I voted Allison, because what I _would_ eat is a bunch of corn on the cob, possibly with an ice cream bar for dessert.

Because living in a brick McMansion 5-10 miles from anything of interest and the most culturally significant thing in the area being the first McDonalds in the metro suburban area sounds like actual hell to me.

I am a mental health professional, and you’re definitely right. 

It’s not like you’re eating them together. 

Came to say the same thing, absolutely overwhelming. As usual, the Onion nailed it long ago:

Why would you waste a good steak by grilling it?

They sell one brand of Cheerios, which is their own store brand. It’s not like they’re buying surplus boxes from other brands and put whatever on the shelf they can get. Pretty much everything in the store is comparable in quality to other store brands and even most name-brand stuff. Funny you mentioned Cheerios,…

You...may want to let some of the Splinter staff know about this.

You...may want to let some of the Splinter staff know about this.

Once again, proof that its all one big sham.

I would appreciate so very much if you shared the fart poem.

You’d be surprised. Maybe not by the amount, but certainly by the sheer number of coins that get dumped at flight check.

All they would have to do is “affiliate” with any business willing to play along. I’m sure they could find some takers.

No, no, no. I’m not saying they have to do this specifically. The way the bill’s language reads, it is very, very, VERY broad, meaning that the Satanic Temple could do any number of things that would put them at odds with the state government or any number of local governments, provoking them into essentially breaking…

I was thinking this bill is almost custom designed to be trolled hard by the Satanic Temple.