manolocatastrophe
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manolocatastrophe

This is gonna make Jordan come out of retirement again.

Yes, these are our new yoke. This shit is starting out with the minimum wagers, but soon everyone will be subjected to this shit.

Yep. At a minimum dredged, if not all the way battered. Unbreaded skin is for roasting.

Maybe it’s a trick to feed on their young blood. 

So these gas stations are basically truck stops, but without the hookers and slightly better pizza?

The hobo-polloi, man. Don’t get mad.

This is like a sadness distribution map.

Now that they’ve made it, they have to make sure to pull the ladder up after themselves.

Eventually, all restaurants will just be vendors in a massive ghost kitchen run by AmazonUber.

I know, the gall of this woman to bring up such an easily-disproven falsehood.

I’m taking my talents to the South China Sea.

All cheese welcome. Even blue.

You still haven’t addressed the tiny pecker accusations, though. I think that’s what this person is most interested in.

“Could have waited a week to send it.”

I’ve always wondered how everyone of these restaurants seems to know the same small, local farm. There are only so many independent local farms left.

It means they caught the fish when they were too small to sell and then put them in a pen to fatten them up with corn feed and plastic bags.

The Southern hemisphere also has seasons.

Cheese.

Savory pies: warm (no debate).

It builds character.