Savory pies: warm (no debate).

It builds character.

They really nailed the entitlement and defiant martyrdom; I can only assume this was written by three White guys.

That makes this statement even more baffling: “but with extra spices and notes of dried fruit to carry the smoke.” Do they re-cask it? 

Presumably they can go after the parent, instead of punishing the child.

I’d be interested in how they offer this “branding” service given that it takes 11 years to age these. Do they just sort their 11 year batches into different profiles every year and create a “menu” of flavor profiles that can be mixed for this purpose?

Everyone gets free MREs, thanks to our brave men and women in the military contracting business. This way little Johnny can get accustomed to their robust flavor profile that makes them the #1 choice of armed forces everywhere.

If you’ve eaten at The Bell, you have.

He can just get a second wife now, tho.

OR...*OR*... why not make MREs available for children? 

Put some citrus in it, dude.

Just wondering why anyone would feel the need to mutilate an avocado like that. Help me understand.

Is that how you make an unripe avocado palatable? Because, no.

“And that, children, is how food gets discounted 4 even less.”

Remember when America knew how to make things? Now we have to wait until our seasoned beef bags arrive from third-world countries like *checks notes* Alabama.

This is, of course, just a false flag operation to get everyone thinking about disaster preparedness and start stockpiling generators, weapons and Spam. Big Spam strikes again. 

They’re mad because their preferred Kinja troll watering spot was shut down and so they’re flailing around looking for a new spot to roost. Dismiss them all.

Nah, he’s just trolling at-large cuz his dick is small. He has no personal ideology other than “lulz”.

They were Three Musketeers.

*checks online account*