What’s amazing is that Unilever gives this brand so much freedom to post whatever they want. That must have been some helluva contract.

Yeah, wouldn’t be too hard for the university set up some signage against allowing dogs on campus, and then start enforcing it with ultrasonic repellents. If Mayo’s little princess bolted across traffic every time it set foot on a patch of grass at Howard, Mayo would stop visiting.

White dog owners. Some of us raise them right. 

*Doesn’t read study*

That, too. I would rather have an exact dose from a chemist than a “trust me” from some hippie. 

Unless you want to end up eating hot mayo soup.

I think in some cased the “uncured” meats end up having more nitrites overall because of the uncertainty of how the nitrates will decompose. The lesson is, bacon is always bad for you, but that’s the point.

What about Gendry?

The North will not bend a knee to another ruler, but Aegon/Jon is also Stark and is currently King of the North. If they married, it would resolve the conflict.

Any other See’s product, but those are too cloying for me. 

These records are their passport for their voyage on the LDSS Nauvoo.

Ah, yes, romance in the antebellum South. It was just S&M, folks.

I would only like it if it was filled with vipers.

This is why it’s important not to focus on one head of the snake, because it’s a hydra. The goal is to get ALL of them out of office.

I hope Trump ends up nailed on the cross today, too.

He’s trying to take a victory lap on the No Collusion charge. Ignoring the actual Russia conspiracy existed, even though the Trumps were (maybe*) not intentionally involved.

Grown folks with a sweet tooth and a gout foot.

Blood of Christ strawberry jelly filled.

True cross chocolates made with 85% cacao. 

Only gift a bunny or a duck if it’s roasted.