It is named after Khal Drogo, so he’s a little possessive.

Bukakeble.

Someone did pay the price: the taxpayers. ;)

Pictured: if Tyrion Lannister’s douchiness had a growth spurt.

Counterpoint: make everything a taco instead. You know you want to.

Trump Presidency = Eternally Worst President.

The entire region that came up with that recipe should be in a dungeon.

Holy shit, that’s bacon with a built-in pork chop! I think you Scots win the Porklympics.

It didn’t work.

Hungarians? More like Thirstarians. 

Isn’t mustard also vinegar based?

Amen on Memphis. 

If that’s the case, then I’m voting for sudden temperature rise and accompanying planetary extinction due to lack of coffee.

This seems like all the weird shit they couldn’t sell at the park, so they have to go on the road to get rid of the overstock. 

But do they have free Szechuan sauce?

Sure if you like your cast iron skillet to taste like cilantro.

Seems like a lot of effort to save $1 and get a shitty burger. This is not a hack, this is wack.

This is the worst detail and defies any excuses anyone might have for these evil bitches. 

Normally that would rank as the Allen Iverson of food, but it doesn't travel.

Write them off as voting for Trump again.