That wasn't a bill that was a blank check.

Complete leadership failure by their governor.

Oh, c’mon, Baron is great at the cyber. I’m sure he’s the reason the decoy got caught red-handed.

you'll figure it out, champ.

zactly, hot dogs are kid food anyway. sausages are for the grown folk.

skewer for surer. thanks

what is a pickled nacho slice? also no way the foot cheese won. y'all's tastebuds are broken 

how do you grill these on the barbie?

This is just dumb.

Start with the books and don’t watch the show. If you’re not interested at this point, there’s no reason to binge it, especially since it will be spoiled for you before you even finish it (Arya Stark dies in the 2nd episode).

I did love the ad, but it was tastier than the cookies (sorry/not sorry). They taste like bitter disappointment to me. 

I think the real takeaway here is that you don’t need Twitter to tweet.

Like someone is grabbing you about the head and pulling you in for a snuggle you didn’t ask for.

Put wings on their cans of food and they will even open the cans for themselves. 

Sounds like she was just another prick in the Wall.

If it makes it to the Census, everyone should just write in “Americanx”.

It allows them to under serve a population that “doesn’t exist”. Not that they would be serving anyone other than themselves anyway, but that’s the gist.

It was personal beef. Dr. Sebi just clout chasing. ;)

If the tail fits.

A Latina in Tejas?! Get out of town.