He’s probably banking on his base that cares about healthcare to be dead by 2020.

He’s not rewriting history; he’s old and can’t remember it.

He’s the perfect weapon against Trump; fight fire with fire.

Look at him hogging up 4 seats! Keanu would curl up under 1 seat like a cat and let a pregnant woman take his seat.

Jesus, everyone in N.C. is crazy as fuck.

Look, War isn’t for making jobs or growing an economy; it’s for killing shit and enriching warmongers at the expense of everyone else. We should declare War on Climate Change and kill us some oil tycoons.

Jorge, thank you for speaking truth to power’s face. Be careful out there.

Exactly. Forget impeachment; Obamacare is the rallying cry for 2020.

Yeah, there are better battles to fight and the clock is about to run out on Trump, so why energize his lunatics?

Kids know when they’re being bullshitted.

The scope of the investigation was super narrow, but they dug up so much shit on Trump that NY will be investigating him long after he ends up in a Russian landfill. 

It’s sweeps week.

Coronas and lime time.

I gave up weed for Lent so I understand his pai....wait, fuck this guy. He gets to be drunk and delirious all day while I have to suffer through withdrawal.

The genes kicked in.

Still doesn’t beat keeping kids in cages; this is a bronze-medal at best.

Denzel slicing up fools like a sushi chef wasnt too shabby.

He knows he has no chance in hell of winning the nomination, and that’s why he tried this move. This is like some creepy dude in high school asking how come the hot girls never ask nice guys like themselves to the prom, thinking the gambit just increased his 0% chance to 0.01%. It never works, and this guy will spend…

Trumpelstilskins = The Greys

It's Lebanese, but carry on.