They've really raised the level of discourse on First Take lately.

Halftime at that stadium was probably the worst place in the world you could ever be. And I say that knowing full well of all the fucked up shit going on around the world.

By then, the Harper government will be long out of office, but their almost blind faith drive to field the F-35 will be realized simply by waiting out the Super Hornet's production clock.

Oh man, this is great. This is why I love The Deadmaw Five. favorite band evar.

I explained why they're trying. The current lore is totally fine for video games. But you can bet Riot want to sell the rights to movies, etc, and they need a more stable/believable lore.

This guy is going to kill someone someday. Heaven help anyone in front of him in line who gets the last cookie or movie ticket.

A) What the fuck. You can practically see him stamping his feet via text message.

Once upon a season dreary,
while I pondered a weak secondary
And dreams of many quaint and curious playoffs of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came thunder clapping,
As of reporters fap fap fapping, fapping at Ray of yore
What murder? Sell some jerseys! Bilk the fans! Forget the gore!

Bro Dozers. Big, loud, driven aggressively, rarely seen off asphalt, hard to get into. Pretty useless.

That name suggests Balotelli doesn't plan on staying for long.

To everyone saying it is just a joke: That's the point.

Ley: Ichiro is the best, man.

Addendum:

"she wouldn't work" = she can't take a rape joke.

Samsung is Korean.

You know I really really want to feel for them because a bad launch for a console does indeed stink in a country that is often a major player of the product involved but I just can't. Microsoft did so much terrible garbage before it's launch and after where it pretty much said whatever to some of these markets on…

Check it: three of my last five columns are parking the Ferrari, driving a van, and getting good mileage in a used Honda. And they haven't fired me yet. Next week, I run errands in a Toyota.

On tonight's program; I make a chair, Richard points at a thing and Doug safely and uneventfully drives a van.