Shit, Poison Ivy is an environmental activist, and for all of Two-Face’s faults, at least he’s got a sense of justice.

Thank fucking Christ -- I’ve been clinging to my old snapper case DVD edition forever. My favorite, favorite Cronenberg.

Right? People always laugh at the Wesley Snipes stories from that set, but rarely does it seem to come up that maybe he was having a natural reaction to them trying to hand the keys to a successful black action franchise to Ryan fuckin’ Reynolds.

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Of course not. They’ll do what they always do and say that those people aren’t real conservatives.

Rock Music’s Most Insufferable Man Bummed That Pop Music’s Most Insufferable Man Feels a Kinship with Him

I am well aware of all of that. I’m also aware that Kaepernick’s mobility added a dimension to the offense that it hadn’t had before Smith was injured, and that that extra dimension contributed greatly to the quality running game that you cite. I’m also aware that the next year, with him as the fully entrenched…

That would be the same Colin Kaepernick that once quarterbacked a team to the Super Bowl, correct?

It’s the Clippers. The Clippers are the top dog. I’m a filthy Lakers fan, and even I can see that the Clippers have the right combination of talent and depth, and barring injury, they will finish higher in the standings that the Lakers. I know LeBron has dragged some corpse-laden teams to the Finals, but I just don’t…

Maybe the Wizards can pull a spiritual redux of the Gilbert Arenas-Rashard Lewis trade!

Given how much this dunderhead keeps showing his ass throughout this laughable campaign, is this even true anymore? I feel like he’s just tossing material to his prospective opponent. “John Hickenlooper couldn’t hack it as a presidential candidate, and so now he’s SETTLING for running for Senate. Is this the kind of…

Harris is a proud, police-state moderate centrist who’s trying on a little progressive cosplay because she feels the energy coming from that wing of the party at the moment. If she ultimately did become the nominee and win, she’d tack right back to Clinton/Biden style third-way bullshit as soon as she finished taking…

Well, Eric Garcetti has never been more than a big square head and a smile with eyes that only light up when he’s shaking hands with CEO or a developer who shares his weird “Manhattanwood” dream, and Gavin Newsom is Gordon Gekko with a thin coat of liberal paint, so are you really surprised?

Oh, no question. “AOC killed by band of illegals!!” would be the headline.

Yeah, once he’s out of office, conversation about him will go quiet for a little while “as the country heals,” and then in a decade or so he’ll be trotted out with other ex-presidents, and the only acknowledgement the particulars of his noxious administration will get will be overuse of the word “controversial”…

You’re goddamn right he was, and every time someone criticizes Chuck Todd while yearning for the days of Tim Russert, it makes me want to shove them into the sea.

He’s actually very good at his job, because he’s a paid actor whose entire purpose is to roll over for Republicans and start shouting “both sides! both sides!” when a left-winger makes a good point. That’s the roll of the guy who hosts Meet the Press; nothing of any journalistic substance has ever occurred on that…

This is like when David Brooks or David Frum or one of those other sad little NeverTrump toads cry about how “they aren’t real Republicans, they’re Trumpists!!” They are loud, they are organized, and they have grabbed the horn. Like it or not, these people define American Christianity at this point.

He did when he and Bosh joined the Heat, but I don’t think he’s done it since.

Look, man, “Big Two” doesn’t roll off the tongue like “Big Three,” and that’s just all there is to it. Marketing, baby!