No, dude, don’t you get it? If you just ignore the fact that ESPN has a history of creating mini-controversies and non-stories out of whole cloth for those sweet clicks and ratings, you are faced with the stark reality that ACTUALLY Albert is just jelly.

Believe that’s a typo, *want to* believe it’s not

I say this every time he pops up with some wretched nonsense, but Rapaport’s best acting job remains Spike Lee’s “Bamboozled,” and it’s because he’s playing himself.

Let’s hope it takes “cursed” with it somehow.

Yeah, I’ve always found it a little perplexing that they weren’t hit a *lot* harder by that (it seems to me, anyway; I guess the fact that they’re closing so many locations might suggest otherwise, but it really felt like they kinda skated by that whole “complicit in child sex abuse” thing).

Digital high five for you. I would *love* it if I could just get away with quietly whiling away December without having to be made to feel like some mutant for not investing. And as far as presents go, I try to tell everyone: if you find something you think I’ll really, really like, by all means, but otherwise I don’t…

Also, JP3 is 90 mins long, which I appreciate about it. Not a great flick by any stretch of the imagination, but it’s self-aware enough to just be a 90 minute dino/monster movie without any greater pretension.

It’s infuriating. The owner of the Pirates is the 5th wealthiest owner in baseball, but the Pirates shed costs like they just got taken to the cleaners by a divorce lawyer, and yell “SMALL MARKET” into the void.

Seriously. Nader is a tireless consumer advocate and his reward is that he gets to be called “lunatic fringe” and remembered as the guy who “stole votes” from Al Gore.

This is the truth. I remember a few years ago, TNT had a show called “Cook Your Ass Off,” and Harlan was very VERY excited to be able to say “ass” on TV while promoting it.

Checks out.

Yeah, I don’t really see the issue. In a world where so many trailers reveal pretty much anything, I was pretty pleased by this. I’m sure the second and/or final trailer will give us tons of other stuff, but certainly for now this worked to get me interested without explaining everything, which I dig.

This is always good advice, regardless of your station.

This is the conclusion I’ve come to repeatedly, when it comes to this subject, anti-vaxxers, the resurgence of Nazis in our political system... I just don’t think anyone’s going to rise up until people near them start dying or being incarcerated in droves, and it’s a damn shame.

This right here. DHS was never necessary; it was always bullshit security theater. Hell, there are *conservatives* who argued that point back in the day.

Eh, I’m with you on coffee over tea, but there are plenty of coffee snobs to go around, as well, and they’re just as irritating as this guy.

Hell, Ayn Rand’s rationalization for finally giving in to “the gov’t teat” was essentially, “I paid into it all these years, I should get something out of it,” as if she were the only one for whom this was true. The dissonance is incredible.

Took me way too long to remember whether Korver had already played for Utah before, or if I just assumed that he did.

Devastating closing line. Love it.

lol can you imagine? Dwight Howard decides to stop being a locker room irritant, and *this* is the locker room he ends up in.