In football parlance, he is an good D coordinator. He had a solid run with those Bulls teams, but particularly by the end it had become clear that he isn't good with rotation/and substitution and really aged the shit out of his good players. He seems like nü-Doug Collins in that he can whip a young, directionless team…

I would assume that KAT and Wiggins would prefer not to be knee-less, cripple mummies by the time they’re 28 while Butler remembers having some success under Thibs in Chicago and still has a working body so he’s ignoring the fact that just about everyone else from those teams might as well be dead

If you listen carefully on a clear, quiet night, you can already hear words: “You know, Nixon would’ve won.”

I think that’s supposed to be the the Mexican flag (illegals voting, etc)

This is the proper response.

Honestly, thought, what is all that fuckin’ white doing on there? The Spider-Man I’m aware of looks like this:

Bear in mind this is also the sport whose fans have created memes extolling the toughness of Jaromir Jagr for continuing to play at 46 years of age, while subsequently denigrating the stars of other leagues for retiring younger, as though a 46 year old man being able to play at the highest level of competition *wasn’t*…

I’m not so certain this is true, to be honest. 

He doesn’t have to be; you can feel his presence hanging over the whole thing, and if you close your eyes you can see him jerking off into an ‘08 championship t-shirt while shouting “6 for 24, 6 for 24" at a cardboard cut out of Kobe.

Fellow diaspora child here -- I’ll second.

Five Guys burgers are little more than balls of grease that send me straight to the toilet to re-enact one of those Poop Stories from mailbags past. Never had that problem with In-N-Out.

Honestly, if it turned out that the last three years were a Roseanne Barr performance art piece, how surprised would you be at this point? I’d like to believe that I’d be genuinely shocked, but god knows anymore...

“FBI trainee tracks serial killer making a woman suit out of human flesh with help of incarcerated cannibal psychiatrist.”

Silence of the Lambs

Absolutely. Get Out is the movie people are still going to be talking about 20 years from now. It’s destined to be a trick answer in the 2038 version of Trivial Pursuit to the question “What won Best Picture at the 2018 Oscars?” because everyone is going to assume it was Get Out.

Christ, this. I also still vividly remember the time a few years ago when they *finally* beat the Patriots (in the regular season, of course) by having Roethlisberger throw quick, short passes to his extremely talented receiving corp, and then they NEVER TRIED THAT EVER AGAIN (to the delight of Disability Dahnny, who…

Polos, I can maybe understand their confusion, but an undershirt under a button-up is SOP, as far as I’m concerned. What maniac doesn’t do that?

Probably could just ditch the “like” there

To be fair to Samuel L. Jackson, if I could get away with showing up to a film set and just playing myself while raking in millions, I would do it in a heartbeat. Also, I’m reasonably certain that he wouldn’t be one of the highest grossing actors of all time if he made repeated attempts at nuance and character…

Here here. Used to be you had to grab a copy of LA Weekly quickly. Now copies languish. I have a friend who still grabs it, but doesn’t read it anymore; it’s just become such a part of his routine.