This only helps him. MS-13 isn’t going to threaten his rich buddies, and he can use any increases in gang violence to bolster his rhetoric.

Ugh, we really are the St. Louis Cardinals of football, and our accent doesn’t even have any folksy charm.

Thing is, I think one of the things that don’t get talked about enough is that actually, Obama really COULD have used some more seasoning. I liked the guy, and I thought he was a good president, but some more time in the Senate might’ve taken away some of the naivete about the political process, and while I certainly…

Right? Maybe she should spend some time focusing on her district, and maybe learning how unemployment rates are actually calculated (another gaffe from that embarrassing interview that Splinter won’t feel compelled to bring up until a Republican rightfully calls her on it).

That’s the one! And now she’s spending time in Kansas with Bernie to shore up her bonafides as a real representative of her district, too.

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Seriously. Also notice that none of these sites have spent any time at all reporting on that disastrous interview Ocasio-Cortez did that made her look like left wing Sarah Palin.

Just think how many second rounders Hinkie could get for Embiid and Simmons.

Is this going to be on Shudder TV, though? Because that you just get for free by downloading the app, no sign-up required.

Was really hoping I wasn’t the only one.

Yeah, but at least it’s going to be fun to watch the heads of Cardinals fans explode when when goes in as an Angel.

Hey, fuck you, pal, my favorites are and shall forever be the unfrosted strawberry kind and you can ride your judgment straight to hell.

Just think: if that movie had been any good, maybe “actually, The Red Pill is bullshit, too” would’ve been as readily absorbed into the 4Chan masses, averting future tragedy.

Seriously. Hell, the Dems don’t even have to be beaten down and defeated to no-show an election most of the time. After watching the last protest go from the sure-fire winner “stop taking children from their parents” to “actually, what if we just don’t have borders at all?” I’m pretty certain that the ol’ standard…

Corbin Bernsen isn’t just showing up for the checks — he’s legit a pro-life Christian.

At this point, why not just CDs again? Not far enough gone to elicit nostalgia? Much of the vinyl that’s released today is digitally sourced anyway. Where is justice for the gleaming and useful Compact Disc?

Not to take away anything from LeBron, but he did it against them before they had Kevin Durant, and Steph Curry had been hurt earlier in the playoffs. LeBron’s best shot at “twice” would’ve been 2015 if everyone except him and Dellavedova hadn’t died.

Dude, there were reports that he’d gotten calls from the Pelicans and the Lakers as recently as three days ago. And Achilles injury or not, you don’t think *anyone* else wanted to kick the tires on a four-time All-Star with his skill level, even with perceived attitude issues? Come on.

HamNo is still here because HamNo has nowhere else to go.

There were “Cousins has been contacted by the Pelicans and the Lakers” reports as recently as two days ago. So yeah, I’m skeptical.