My thought was that if the Cs had a chance of winning it would’ve been game one, like those series from years past when the Bulls would take the first one from LeBron’s Miami teams, and then everyone would write, “UH OH, THE HEAT MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE,” and then LeBron would calmly dismantle them for four straight.

Nah, that would take a level of self-awareness, and I think it’s pretty safe to say that lots of football players—especially the stars—suffer multiple unreported concussions, given the reality of the sport and the NFL’s... let’s say “hesitation” to shake the cart on anything that might cost them money.

Stephen ain’t ever winning MVP again with Kevin Durant on his team. MVP award should definitely just be mailed straight to LeBron’s house, though.

I’m a Lakers fan, and part of me wants the Celtics to take Ball just to see how the city of Boston deals with his dad.

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Hopefully Dan returning means they just ignore the last season entirely. I mean, Christ, there’s a good show tailing off over a couple seasons, and then there’s Roseanne, which was great and then just suddenly wasn’t, AT ALL.

Booo, Interpol had one good song and it was the first song on their first album.

Good on him for this, but Ryan Adams is basically a dude who wants to be treated like rock royalty without bothering to actually become a rock star first.

Eh, Pelicans gets a pass from me because it’s the state bird. Also, I like that New Orleans chose something outside of the ordinary realm of “HAS TO BE BAD-ASS” *sneers* *eats raw red meat*. Conversely “Raptors” was chosen to capitalize on a fleeing moment in pop culture and that’s it.

And honestly, shouldn’t the fact that this consistently low-rated show made it to six seasons be seen as an example of those “evil, liberal-agenda-spewing” networks trying hard to make something that appeals to the conservative demographic work? I mean, yes, I realize that the people calling for a boycott over this…

“On his personal Facebook page, Johnson recently shared a story speculating that black people have a ‘violence gene.’” 

Seems like these commies just hate the free market.

You do that and you just end up like Dave Chapelle.

Sharp knife between the ribs at the end there, +1

Wrong, but decidedly more fun. I wish Tommy Lee Jones got let off the leash more often. I’m gonna go watch Under Siege now.

Sean “Such a great country that allows you to be here” Spicer? Nah.

Yeah, it reminds me of people defending the man-bun by posting photos of beautiful men with sculpted cheekbones and abs who could pull off anything up to and including a pink mohawk.

Pretty much. I’d be willing to bet the vast majority of people who identify as polyamorous just want to be able to fuck around on their SO while seeming high-minded about it.

Oh, god, I know... I don’t know that Phil would’ve gotten a much better result with that team, but he has a history of managing locker room egos, at least, and the triangle wouldn’t have physically wrecked that already-damaged team. I don’t know what they saw in D’Antoni, except for maybe fever-dream visions of some…

Hell, it doesn’t even always work great for the regular season—see that Lakers team when he tried to run his system with aging Kobe and Pau, what was left of Steve Nash, and Dwight Howard with a broken back (or that Knicks squad that started off well enough that he never took into consideration that playing Amar’e…