This year is actually the first time in 95 years that Republicans have had control of the House, so while it’s leaned that way for a while, it wasn’t until now that the GOP has been in full control. On one level, this *is* voting for the other side.

Seriously. Guy was perennial DPOY, and all he had to do was put a little effort into one or two offensive moves. Instead he just ate a bunch of candy and pissed everyone off. Remember when he was getting legit MVP talk? 2011 or so?

I’m convinced the Avalanche were head this way the entire time. They sold their souls to the Devil for Patrick Roy, and were lucky enough to have just switched conferences before his blow up with the Habs. Now look at ‘em. They’re just the Nordiques again, except with much worse uniforms. You’ve created this hell for…

Ah, in that case, sure. I don’t even see Boston getting out of the East (I think everyone is making too much hay about Cleveland swoon), and I certainly don’t see the Clippers going anywhere.

Boston has one reliable scorer who happens to be a piss-poor defender, as well, but the Clippers are a mess and I say with confidence that Boston would win that series in 6, maybe even 5.

And watch, the Cavs will still run through the East like it’s nothing, and have a competitive Finals. LeBron’s teams do this every year.

Because that in itself is a sad statement.

I used to work in a bookstore in Los Angeles, and one night I was at the back counter while a co-worker was shelving. We were bullshitting, and my co-worker rounded a corner while I kept talking, looking toward the area he’d gone. After a few seconds, I realized there was no response. So I called out: “David! David?…

I think it’s likely, but it’s going to depend on some serious promises from the top, and a definite GM/Coaching change.

Not just some dude — President George W. Bush.

Sorry pal. You need to look into your heart and realize you’re lying to yourself. It originally only read “David Thompson,” and I had to check to see if they’d mis-named Robinson or if David Thompson had had one, too. The Troooths shall set you free, as I’m certain you already know.  

I did, and when I did, it wasn’t there, sport.

Thank you for bestowing upon me these beautiful gifts.

Don’t forget David Robinson.

Still my favorite role of his.

Welp.

Bah! How did I not check?

Flipped image?

Just watch Season 7, and then leave it be before Poochie Doggett prevents you from getting to the fireworks factory.

She’s the Craig T. Nelson of Divas.