Oh, I know it. The best days are the ones when it’s hot during the day and cold at night, so if you’re going to be out for a long time, you have to hedge your bets on how to dress, and sometimes you just end up carrying a jacket around with you, thinking you needed it, but nope!

Not only is there both, but you acclimate quickly, so when it does get “cold,” you’ll still get to wear stylish jackets without having to deal with horrors like waiting for the car to defrost.

Nonsense, I don’t see a single bear on that flag.

Been in Los Angeles for 15+ years, and I love it. And now all the people from back east who made sarcastic jerk-off motions at me when I told them I was moving to Los Angeles... are starting to move to Los Angeles.

No one actually misses seasons, they just say they do because of nostalgia/so they can appear deep. Here’s to a 70-degree average, year-round!

Why does he keep saying “grab a headset or...”? Can fans do that in the UFC? Can you just grab a headset and start calling fights? Is that how Mike Goldberg got his job?

I like you; you got spunk.

“Burn it all down ‘cuz I hate a guy!”

A little off the path, but this is the thought I have when I hear someone talk about what an embarrassment the American education system is in comparison to Nordic or Japanese systems—which isn’t to suggest that the American system doesn’t have a whole host of enormous problems, but go ahead and dump a huge number of…

I fully expected Carrie Fisher to live to 105, doling out pithy and biting observations the whole way. I’m not surprised, exactly—drug use sticks with you, and not everyone has Keith Richards powers—but I am shocked and very sad.

“Gary Jim from Gzanski’s Oil Change & Sausage Barn of North Tonawanda: 15-1"

As Trent Dilfer has correctly pointed out, if Sanchez and a bunch of other quarterbacks were going on a roadtrip together, the rest of those guys would definitely give the keys to Sanchez. He just has it!

With you on Stranger Things and especially Everybody Wants Some!!, in which case I am reasonably certain that no one actually watched the movie, they just saw “Richard Linklater,” pushed their glasses up the bridge of there noses, threw out their arms and cried “MASTERPIECE!!” into the sky.

So he says that this would be the same if Hillary had won, and that the Rockettes would be at the inauguration “as they were in 2001 & 2005"... did Obama simply not want the Rockettes, or were they held up because of objections to Obama’s politics? (I’m just asking questions, etc.)

I wonder sometimes how much closer Jagr (or Lemieux, for that matter) might’ve gotten to Gretzky if they hadn’t had to play through the neutral zone trap gulag of the ‘90s. Which is certainly not to try to taken anything away from Gretzky, because jesus christ, that point total is absurd.

I wish that website was a person that I could stab.

Mansions for the players? Balderdash. The owners don’t care about the players. I think it’s more likely that the owners will demand parcels of land for themselves, so they can build full on NFL Company Towns (with construction costs on the state dime, of course).

Well one: fuck yeah that “o” is giving you the middle finger, and two: cursive is perfectly acceptable, I generally enjoy using it, and it’s helpful because my printing sort of looks like serial killer scrawl.

Well, Pearl Jam is going in this year. So that’s one off your list (though I’d argue that Pearl Jam and every last copy of all of their records should be buried far, far beneath the earth and never released, so as to avoid infecting future generations).

Funny, I’ve always been a “Merry Christmas” guy (just out of habit, growing up in a Catholic household), but I’ve taken to using “Happy Holidays” to drive these people up the wall. It’s fun.