Are you saying that long, black, hard tubes that ejaculate so intensely that they could kill someone are symbolic of something?

Yeah, ostensibly, if you knew me, you'd probably think I was the last person to hang out with WASP Yuppies, but my line of work seems to attract these people. They're harmless enough, but you wouldn't want to spend more than 20 minutes or so engaged in any kind of socialization with any of them.

Yeah, I'm pretty jealous of people who think those two characters don't exist in real life.

I did, actually. Neither one is a great movie, but they were both moderately enjoyable. Burn After Reading, quite frankly, turned me off to the Coens for a couple of years. That movie totally betrayed that they were snobs who were constantly thumbing their noses at those humans whom they felt superior to. It tarnished…

Yeah, it's a "typical" rom-com. I almost get SLP mixed up with Valentine's Day, 27 Dresses, He's Just not That Into You, and every other Katherine Heigl movie all the time.

BUT WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT?!!111

I don't understand this response.

You can read it. But somebody apparently made her leave all the interesting parts out. Or I can save you the time:

You're talking about a group of people who thought Ashley Tidale's sister's vacuous and aggressively unenlightening article about fucking James Deen on camera was the pinnacle of feminist literature.

So… when is HBO just gonna quit playing hard to get and get down to making an Infinite Jest not-so-mini series?

What the fuck is "rising" and "falling" action? Tell me and be concrete.

Uh, can't you just make this argument about any movie? "I understand why Catching Fire is popular, but I feel uncomfortable with a movie that tries to put a pretty people sheen on fascism."

I honestly don't understand most of the criticisms of SLP. My only issue was that stupid cop who was "keeping an eye" on Bradley Cooper. For one, nobody does that. Cops don't just "keep an eye" on random people. I thought it would be revealed that that dude was like Cooper's brother or something and then he just…

Captain America, in my opinion, would've been the crown jewel of superhero films if the damned thing just didn't go off the rails with its portrayal of Hydra. It had the best characters, the best character development and the best thematic integration in every scene that takes place in a reality like our own. Then,…

I envy people like you who don't realize that Jamie Kennedy's portrayal of a "wigga" in MALIBU'S MOST WANTED was actually a redeeming quality. I envy you, because you obviously somehow avoided meeting the throngs of rich white boys who so badly wanted to be "down." They were everywhere in those days, and Kennedy…

Yeah, you can tell he's difficult to work with. And shit, he just called out J-Cole not too long ago for giving him props. That was weird as hell.

Yeah, and they're 1000 BIG pages with small type. It took me 3 months to read it and it was the only thing I read during that time. The thing is, it's a really interesting book. And not in a "post-modern," literary-hipster sort of way. Just word-for-word, sentence-for-sentence, scene-by-scene it's just enjoyable to…

Eh. I think it boils down to marketing. He was a manic depressive, but I don't think that affected his first 2 albums. He caught a bad break because Wyclef didn't know what to do with Canibus and 2000 BC was a quality album that bombed because of a lack of marketing and because he had difficulty recovering from the…

Southernplayalisticcadillacmusic, ATLiens, and Stankonia remain the crown Jewels of Southern Hip Hop. Aquemini is an out and out classic. Speakerbox was an interesting experiment but one that wasn't wholly successful.

I admit, I left out a couple of definitive albums.