Sir, this is an Arby’s.

Fun fact: that’s his real name!! Eddie Nashton changed his named to Edward Nygma to make a stupid pun name that was more appropriate for The Riddler.

I’m glad this ran a few hours after the Jezebel story of the guy dying from limb-lengthening surgery!

Makoto’s the only bedtime dictator we need.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

He flinched, he has to marry his mom.

Thanks Julianne! I love UK tv, but don’t have any reliable sources on what’s new, what I’ve missed, what shows have the buzz....

I thought the same! I wish he was in everything!!

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A couple of things about this movie, which is fantastic and easily the best of the 90s teen rom-coms (yes, even Clueless)...

I’m hearing you Clem Fandango.

Toast of London is the best thing on Netflix. Do yourself a favor.

Counterpoint: people that use nicknames for their phone contacts are unorganized psychopaths.

SHITTY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO DREW?!?!?!!1!?

I don’t listen to their podcast (or any political podcasts, they’re all terrible in my experience,) but the whole middle of this piece just seemed personal. If there’s something that went down between Nick Martin and these guys that I’m not aware of, I guess it makes sense (and I don’t actually care what that is.) But…

“Yesterday, the internet nearly overloaded on nostalgia with the premiere of the first Toy Story 4 teaser. “

Who’s a writer you fundamentally disagree with, that you keep reading because of good writererering?

Thanks Manny. I’m going to a wedding Halloweekend so I’m probably not dressing up. Last year, though, I was Salt Bae for our office costume contest. Remember when Salt Bae used to be silly and fun? Now he’s buddying up to people like Maduro and Donald Trump Jr. Scary. 

I’m being Raven from Teen Titans or Generic Blue Witch, depending on your level of nerdiness.

Thanks, Manny! I’m going as a vampire. Like, myself, but a vampire. It’s not very clever.