That makes way more sense. Sorry, I’m 1,000 years old.

Celebrity “Lifestyle” businesspeople :

The problem is that it’s a low-priority issue for most potential voters

Amy Schumer goes to my gym. I have a strict no bothering celebrities life rule esp. at places like the gym but man do I want to tell her she is the baddest every time I see her.

I love that Amy’s star is on the rise. She is a force to be reckoned with.

i’d also like to submit that jeff goldblum was the perfect addition to this sketch, rivaled only by the wigglyness of the dildos.

Obvi

It’s 100% why i want to be her friend

One of the things I always loved about Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield were their attempts to use the paparazzi’s attention to spread the word about worthy causes in a snarky, low-tech way:

Totally agreed. This was my first thought

10/10 Trolling <3

She’s just really upfront about her baggage.

#NotAllSecludedAreas

Like she's trying to roll up entire nugs!

jesus I was going to comment and say the exact same thing. fucking excellent.

I agree. That illustration is wallpaper-worthy!

First of all, slow down, girl. Really hitting those moves.

The only crime I see here is the vertical video.

You can almost see the thought bubble: “What do I do?! WHAT DO I DO?! This is the most violence I have EVER BEEN EXPOSED TO IN MY LIFE”