THIS.

This is what the Bad Blood music video should’ve been.

I’ve been trying to figure out who Scott Walker reminds me of, and then it came to me this morning:

I’m sure that’s true, but couldn’t it also be one of those situations where someone’s like “NO, GET AWAY FROM ME, I DON’T WANT TO TALK” when they’re upset and then you let them be and later they’re like “Um, I really needed you and wanted to talk despite telling you otherwise and you should’ve stayed, you jerk”?

If we’re honest, “Levels” is better than “What Do You Mean?”

I’m happy this is probably fake, if only because (while a Lil Wayne feature 5-10 years ago could make a shitty song sound hot) any track with Lil Wayne on it nowadays is worse for it, and Beyonce can do much, much better.

HELLO, CAN YOU EMBED SOUNDCLOUD SUCCESSFULLY? Cause that’s what these guys did.

I LOVE THIS SONG, I LOVE THIS VIDEO, I LOVE HAILEE STEINFELD, AND I’M NOT ASHAMED BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? I ALSO LOVE MYSELF.

I was happy to see this in his NYTimes profile, at least.

WHAT IS THIS?

I am stupidly obsessed with this woman

“...and the music, which included some electronic dance music (EDM)...”

“That seems scientific to me” is going to be my explanation for everything now.

I’m really sorry. I just... I’m sorry. Sending you warm Internet vibes, for whatever they’re worth. I hope it works out in the end.

I hate himmmmmmmmm.

Those waist trainers that all the Kardashians wear REALLY freak me out. Like that’s gotta be fucking with your organs, right?

Her reasoning was basically that famously good guys can actually turn out to be bad guys so why can’t infamously bad guys turn out to be good guys? I don’t know why I know all of this information about Ciara but this is who I am.