Not even Daniel Day-Lewis would be believable in this role.

Oh, that Jeter. Still handing out gift baskets.

I for one welcome my new dong smashing overlord.

HitchBOT was a literal pile of trash that got what it deserved

“I have never seen such front-running in all my life.”

Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.

Alabama Republicans did a lot of soul searching with Roy Moore. But in the end, they were willing to open their hearts and forgive him for dating outside the family.

Even better than Josh Imatorbhebhe

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

In reference to the Eagles endzone dance parties:

I couldn’t have said it better myself. I’d buy Yuengling over some over-hopped Brooklyn super IPA garbage any day.

And to make matters worse was Eli Manning screwing up Eli Manning’s exit by once again crashing into the door that says “PULL”.

“Alexa, initiate sexual harassment mode”

It would be super hypocritical of comic book fans to punish someone just for having an alter ego.

Super edgy. Nice work.

I grew up reading The Washington Post. I lived in Northern Virginia. And I have to say I’m always proud when there is a story that they investigate the right way, because it might not always be flashy and sexy, but they did what they were supposed to do, regardless of wherever it might lead them.

Would you look at that raw emotion in the forehead to forehead display... The make up sex these two have later on is going to be so good

I don’t know what Trump’s complaining about. It’s just locker room talk.