That would imply deeper consideration than this writer appears prepared to allow. (And no, that’s not defending White, or what he’s alleged to have done. It’s just being cognisant of how a legal defense might work.)

Oh come on, nobody believes you’ve got friends.

I’ll say, I don’t really like Hillary Clinton for a variety of reasons. I voted for her, because I’m no idiot and she was by far the most qualified, best candidate running this time.

Hindsight is 20/20 and all, but all this shit with Nazis almost makes me wish that we had fought a war at some point to settle once and for all that it’s not okay to be a Nazi.

It’s worth pointing out that if you’re one of the people who live in the DC area (like me) who don’t like the DC sports teams (like me), the multiple nut-kicks they get every year from the sports gods get kind of fun. This office got fucking lit up for the Nats’ playoff run, everyone wore red (well, I didn’t), and…

They will never win a Super Bowl with Dan Snyder as the owner.

I really, really hope Trump responds. Or dies. Whatever.

He took over for T.J. Beatitjustalittlebit

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Little does he know:

only other white men have issues with this/her.

I love Eli and McAdoo’s matching derp faces. “Where is my bowl of paste?” I was told I would get my bowl of paste in the second quarter!”

I don’t think the same people making that critique are embracing him now.

take a hike, lenny kravitz!

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

There are other ways of fighting than grabbin’ yer gunz and shooting people, you loon.

I would add:

This is unfortunately normal for Phillip Rivers. Over the years he’s had these outbursts for false starts or referee calls or coaching decisions, he just loses his cool for a few seconds or minutes. I can think of a couple of times when he rushed up to the referee to protest a call, and would either get flagged for…

To be fair, 10 Philadelphia fans would be louder than 10,000 Los Angeles fans, regardless of the sport.

Donald Trump: I’m an awful human being.